Mortgage Rates just hit a Three Year Low despite Jerome 'Too Late' Powell, and his never ending quest to keep Interest Rates high (against 'TRUMP!') [...] The Fed has been hurt and discredited during Too Late's reign!
Jerome Powell has been dubbed "Too Late" by Trump for his cautious approach to interest rate policy. This memecoin immortalizes the ongoing drama between the Fed Chair and the President.
Powell faces an unprecedented criminal investigation launched by Trump ally Jeanine Pirro. The Fed Chair calls it a "pretext" for political pressure. We call it memecoin gold.
When the President of the United States is berating the Federal Reserve Chair on social media about interest rates while threatening lawsuits for "gross incompetence"... you know it's memecoin time.
Central bank independence? In THIS economy? Powell insists the Fed sets rates "based on evidence and economic conditions," not political pressure. Let's see how that plays out.
Powell's term as Fed Chair ends in May 2026. Trump says he'll replace him. Powell might stay on as Governor. The drama will be legendary. So will this memecoin.
This is a satirical website about the Trump-Powell feud. Not financial advice. Not a real token (yet). Just pure, unfiltered mockery of American political theater in 2026.
Create satirical website mocking Trump's ongoing feud with Jerome Powell. Establish $TOOLATE as the premier political drama memecoin. Watch Trump call Powell names on Truth Social.
Track the criminal investigation into Powell. Create memes about grand jury subpoenas and "gross incompetence" in building renovations. Question whether this is really about interest rates policy.
Powell's term ends. Trump nominates someone who "believes in lower interest rates, by a lot." Senate potentially blocks nominees over investigation concerns. Maximum chaos achieved.
Global central bank leaders continue defending Fed independence. Bank of Canada Governor says "we all need the Fed to work well." $TOOLATE becomes symbol of institutional resistance to political pressure. To the moon! 🚀
3.6 trillion tokens (one for each percentage point in the current fed funds rate target range, times a trillion because why not)
Locked until Powell cuts rates (so... never? we'll see!)
Every Trump Truth Social post about Powell burns 0.25% of supply. Diamond hands rewarded with schadenfreude.
THIS IS NOT A REAL TOKEN. This is satire. Pure mockery. If you somehow create this token for real, you're on your own. DYOR. NFA. Etc.